For all the people who judge, who are quick with their advice, telling me how to live my life, or how they’d live theirs if they were me, I say this: as much as I want a laundry room with wallpaper to match, with…
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look what the dog coughed up: nope, not my homework
things that make you go zzzz
his and hers
when life gives you lemons, you buy a margarita machine and make obnoxious drinks
you’re so goddamn beautiful
should you be alarmed when your nurse starts to cry on your behalf?
you are what you eat, and I’m okay with that. my thighs aren’t, but I am.
he said, she said: labor laws and pains
but almost barely
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