I can only imagine what Rodner Figueroa called me after this photo of us was taken.

“A hideous bag,” he might have said, “and the clutch is awful, too.” He would’ve been right about the clutch.

It’s time to deface this photo in light of his recent derogatory remarks about Michelle Obama. Appropriately, Univision fired Rodner Figueroa after he said:

You know Michelle Obama looks like she is of the cast of “The Planet Of The Apes,” pointing to a picture of the First Lady.

Now, some people are defending him with a casual, “Everyone makes mistakes.” Yes, his mistake was revealing his blatant ignorance. And with mistakes come consequences. Perhaps he should grab a meal with Paula Deen and land himself a job at FOXNEWS.