"What do you want to be for Halloween Lucas? A spider or a sheep?"
"A train. No, a train track."
"Wait, not a turtle? Do you want to be a turtle or a train?"
"A swimming train."
"Abigail, what do you want to be for Halloween? Little Miss Moppet or Muffet or whomever wanted to pee when she saw a spider, or Little Bo Peep?"
"I want to be a horse."
Lucas adds, "Abby wants to be a horse with wings."
"With wings?!"
"Yes, a fly in the sky."
"Lucas, what do you want to be again?"
"Mama, I be a pony."
"What kind of pony?"
"A pony round and round, up and down."
"Ohhh, you want to be a carousel."
"Yes, a pony ice cream."
A YEAR AGO: Wasbands and Other Things That Bite
2 YEARS AGO: Nanny Be Good
