I’m actively looking. There. Big shock. I need to meet a man.
… who works in real estate who won’t charge me a broker fee. Come on, someone who reads this has to know one. Don’t tell me to go on craigslist or buy a no-fee apartment book. Don’t tell me to call management companies and start asking. I want names. Give me the name of a broker who won’t charge me a broker fee, and I’ll date him if he finds me an apartment. Shit, I’ll even pay for dinner.
I’m looking for a 1 bedroom apartment (no, I said 1 bedroom, not alcove studio) in the West Village or Union Square area only. No, I won’t live in the Financial District or Chelsea. They must take dogs (Linus is 16 lbs.). The apartment must have a dishwasher, laundry in the building, and have a living room big enough to accommodate both a living room set up and a dining room table. I love to cook and need space to entertain. The bedroom must accommodate a queen sized bed and an office area. I will not spend more than $2600 per month.
Like a whore, I’m one owner away from the streets. Whatevs.