The royalton hotel makes you want to have an affair. Though, I’ve heard it’s been "refined," and I wonder if they still have their vodka, champagne room. LA has Nick’s Martini Room with a "Vod Box," where they give you a fur coat and oversized Russian fur hat as you enter the freezer of a room to enjoy some vodka. I thought the whole point of vodka was that it was smooth, and you couldn’t really taste the alcohol, so I’m not sure I get the whole "let’s go sit in a fancy bar to try to see if we can taste…nothing." Still, I love the allure, love the idea that a freezer bar exists. I suppose there’s always infused vodka, which if you’re asking, is kissing cousins of the Jell-O shots you do in college. I’m off today, walking the streets of Manhattan alone, enjoying my last day in the city, and will do my best to drink a filthy martini.