Please, didn’t anyone tell you, no white ass after labor day? Well, given that Memorial Day weekend and my book launch for Moose, are fast approaching, my ass and I are trying to contain ourselves. Yes, I actually took photos of my ass to send to my husband when I was in New York. "Which one do you like?" I emailed, sending both options. Then I realized, he’s a guy, he won’t know the difference. Well, at least it was better than emailing him a photo of shoes with the subject line: Do these shoes make my ass look fat?