I was the recipient of mass by MID today. Oh believe me, I’ve done it. The mass-email is a hoax. No one ever really hits ‘address to all contacts.’ Because do you really want to mass-email your dentist’s receptionist about your upcoming nuptials? No. So we feign the mass email with the obligatory, “sorry for the mass email, but,” then we cherry-pick through the names, perhaps including someone we once almost dated or certainly dated… passing it off as a mistake, as if it were something casual instead of pondered. I received one today to his play. It made me smile to know he was doing well. I was glad, one way or another, that I’ve remained in his contact list even though we no longer speak. I wonder why I keep contacts around, in my digital address book, in my phone. Why they’re there, still. I still have the numbers of one of my girlfriend’s from college with whom I haven’t spoken in at least five years. I doubt they still work. We move on for a reason I think. Maybe it’s time to do some cleaning now that I’ve moved in and on with The Suitor. Consider yourself mass-missived.
Now I’m off to the market to pound some veal medallions, mix ’em up with some panko breadcrumbs, lemons, caper, and eggy mess, for our first dinner at home. I love taking care of someone who takes such good care of me.


