An instant message conversation with a friend who was obviously away from his desk:

RedDiva2ooo: hey
RedDiva2ooo: sorry to bother you YET again
RedDiva2ooo: I need that cingular info again
RedDiva2ooo: I don’t think they have the blackberry phone
RedDiva2ooo: and that sucks
RedDiva2ooo: cause that’s what I want
RedDiva2ooo: I need something I can fit into the front of my jean pocket incase I go sans purse
RedDiva2ooo: or actually as I now like to say, "hand bag"
RedDiva2ooo: better than "pocket book" or "purse"
RedDiva2ooo: when I think of purse I think of this fat lady carol from my figure drawing class
RedDiva2ooo: her vagina looked like a change purse
RedDiva2ooo: good talk