PHIL: I love marketing as much as the next guy but you see that?
PHIL: The Walgreens electric billboard. "Scott toilet paper $1.49. six rolls"
PHIL: Someone decided the best way to get people into the store was to lure them with discounted toilet paper! Who drives by the billboard and thinks "I have no toilet paper left and Walgreens has a 20 cent off special on the single ply. I have to stop here."
STEPHANIE: Lucas, want more chicken?
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