Facebook chat with my Greek Tragedy Friends

greektragedy: how was/is vacay?! I’m still egregiously jealous

newbestfriend: I’m thinking of you bc I just got the rhea and am checked outta my hotel room. Going to airport in a few hrs. Urgh. Shit way to end a good trip

greektragedy: so glad to know I’m synonymous with the ‘rhea

newbestfriend: I feel like we r partners in it! I know u can sympathize

greektragedy: at least you’re a tan bean with the rhea. Me, I’m an albino ‘rhea maker

newbestfriend: True! How r u?

greektragedy: No lie, and you’re not going to believe this, but this conversation just led me to the bowl with a ‘rhea flirt squirt (in bathroom now)

newbestfriend: God, you’re a good friend

greektragedy: All about solidarity, son.
Ooh, and I need to learn your magazine clipping filing/organization plan
You know, for when I leave the loo with an action plan
I’m guessing all the really great ideas happen in the shower, in traffic, and in the "comfort station."

newbestfriend: so true. U wrote that once, something about needing to do more dishes because it’s mindless
that’s when good ideas creep up, no?

greektragedy: Well, it ain’t about talent. It’s mostly about follow through… after the final rose, as it were.

newbestfriend: I have to go die and cramp now

greektragedy: at least there’s this: we’re officially friends ’til the end
Here’s hoping for an aisle seat and double-ply!