"Cherry vodka, sprite, splash of grenadine, now guess." My new friend Brandy (the classy way to spell it) wanted me to guess the name of the drink she and her friends had created. "You’ll never guess," she said. And she was right. I came close though with my suggestion that her go-to-drink be called "SLUT ON THE RAG."
"Oooh. Close."
"Well, tell me already."
"Vaginal Reconstruction."
"I like mine better woman."
"Either way, let’s have one."
"I hope you mean a drink. Surgery ain’t in my vaginal future."
