I’ve already told you I’m lazy; I let my dog shite on the floor.  So let’s start here today.  For starters, I’d like to know who actually takes the time to write suggestions and fold them into squares.  Then feed them into a box with a slit.  Who reads them?  Well you’ll all be happy to know that I’ve got a box and a slit.  How anatomical.  And today, it’s my turn to feed on suggestions.  I’m reading them, and I’m taking them–but just to be clear, they’re suggestions, not advice.  Unwarranted advice makes me gag.  Poems make me flinch.  Don’t do that.

I’ve been hard at work on writing a book, so now it’s up to you.  Tell me things about which you’d like me to write here.  Now’s your chance.