Strapless dresses give me whoopie cushion boobs. Deflated and flat, we’ve been searching for a proper strapless bra that doesn’t just lift but pushes them together in holy matrimony. "A pushup strapless bra" Frederick’s of Hollywood claimed. Look, if anyone is going to offer you  over-the-top cleavage, it’s that whore of a store. I’m still on the hunt because their bra did not offer the push-together I needed. When it comes down to it, I think the best bra might just be duct tape, but even that takes quite a bit of manpower to apply just so. I don’t need a push-up, as all that does is make me look fat. I need a push-together strapless bra. Why is this too much to ask for? The nu-bra, from a certain angle makes my breasts look like caterpillar larvae, so it will not do either. I’m on the hunt and taking suggestions.