So, even though I sometimes wear a tiny black shirt that claims otherwise, it’s really not all about me.  There’s Abdul of course, who gave me a hand job in the cab, and then there’s the crush I have on Kim and her tarot cards.  When I’m near her, it’s all about her.  And now she’s at it again, which means I’m there.  Kim is performing a one-woman show, but on all her performance dates, I’m already booked with plans.  Except for this Sunday.  High Noon.  Bring that shite on, Tawanda!  Or whatever the hell your inner black lady is called.

You know when you have a favorite band, blog, boutique that no one really knows about yet?  The giddy satisfaction you feel knowing you’re the one who gets it, who sees what no one else does yet?  That’s how I feel about Kimberlee Auerbach.  When she performs, I cry in awe of her.  She is that talented.  I’ve only reacted this way to one other performer in my life: Ray LaMontaigne.  So here’s your shot to be inspired.

TAROT READING: Love, Sex and Mommy
COLLECTIVE : UNCONSCIOUS
279 Church Street at White
Running Time 60 minutes. Theater is air-conditioned.
All tickets $15. For tickets visit www.FringeNYC.org
If you get a “sold out,” it’s only because you ordered within 24 hours of the show.
Tickets are not sold out yet.