When Party of Five was on the air, there was a magazine article titled, "The Best Show You Aren’t Watching."  They need a new spin.  It’s time.  "The Worst Show You Are Watching." 

Who watches The Tony Danza Show?  Since I don’t watch TV (does AM TV really count?), I can with certainty declare that I do not watch this apologetic show.  Tony acts like Oddie from Garfield, practically slobbering on guests, always eager to please.  Instead of hello, he should just say, "I’m sowwy" and bow his head. Less important perhaps than who’s watching the show, I’d like to know who put this show on the air?  Most importantly though, who in their right mind renewed his contract? 

Usually, I’m a station loyalist.  I put on ABC and leave it there.  Good Morning America, Regis & Smelly, and then the mistake that is The Tony Danza show.  Today he has Paris Hilton on the show… to wax his back.  How in the hell does this happen, and which of Paris’s yes-men permits this?  The show is repellent.  Tony hems and haws apologizing on Mondays because his mother pointed out to him over the weekend that on Friday’s show, he said, "see you tomorrow" instead of "have a good weekend."  Tony Danza has made me a traitor.  I’m all about Ellen in his timeslot now.  Sorry ABC, get rid of the Italian Danza Destruction Show… and take "correspondent" Vetrini with you.