Norma took Lucas to get his haircut today. I armed her with a post-it note, in case her Spanish translation didn’t quite translate:

My son looks like Moe Howard. Please do your best to cure him of this bowl cut. If you can keep the curls in back without making it look like he has a mullet, I’ll marry you. Thank you in advance.

–Paranoid Psycho  (Lucas’s Mom)

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