S Factor, a pole dancing and striptease workout, is coming to Austin Oct. 24th and 25th. They’ll be holding a series of workshops both days at Soma Vida Wellness Center. Yes, the price is steep at $85 for one session, but if S Factor moves here permanently (if we prove there’s a demand for it), pricing will hopefully come down, as they won’t have to fly a bunch of poles and instructors here. Take a moment to think of the visual there.

S Factor offers 90-minute classes like Intro to Pole, Beginning Lap Dance–I’m guessing advanced lap dance involves pasties and a pillow for your knees?–and Pure S, which blends yoga, pilates, ballet and striptease. All for women only.

If you’re sitting there reading this thinking, "Um, no fcuking way in hell," check out Sheila Kelly’s demonstration on Oprah. I’m guessing you might change your mind. Here’s the info for the two days of S Factor in Austin. My ta‘s and I will be there.