If you don’t watch LOST, you should. If you don’t watch LOST, you won’t find this interesting. Just my guess, but I think these two women? They’re the same person. Daniel Faraday’s mother.

Daniel Faraday annoys me. You know, there used to be a time when people drew lines about which man they wanted: a Jack, a Sawyer, a Locke, a Sayid, a Desmond… you get the idea. Daniel Faraday is mousy and whispers everything. He irritates me. And then last week, he pulls that whole, "You look familiar" when he’s taken gunpoint by Ellie. So it ends, and I think, that’s his mom. It’s too obvious not to be. That’s right. Mrs. Hawkings and Ellie are the same person. I’m guessing Charles Widmore knocked Ellie up somewhere, and she popped Daniel Faraday out. Which would make him Penny’s brother, and Desmond’s brother-in-law and "constant." My favorite part of this show is figuring out who’s related to whom.

A YEAR AGO: 4 BUCKS, 4 MOVIES

2 YEARS AGO: RIDING BITCH

3 YEARS AGO: ALL THAT HAS COME BEFORE

4 YEARS AGO: GIRL TALKERATI

5 YEARS AGO: FOREIGN AFFAIRS