What do you do when each time you go in to wake your daughter up from a nap, she’s already standing, naked, holding her own feces? You know, aside from running the bath water and putting your house up on the market? Seriously, it’s easier to just move than to clean shit off the bars of a crib. I’ve tried dressing her with underwear over her diaper, then a one piece zip up number, with a pullover light-weight vest on top. I thought layers might deter her. Nope. What’s a mama to do?! Help!

Do you walk in and reprimand her a little? "What did you do? Bad. We keep our poop in our pants young lady." Or is it counterproductive and harmful to reprimand her if it’s already done? I understand a bit of "no no" when I catch her in the act, but I really don’t know what to do, you know, other than encouraging the use of her potty, which right now, they see as a depository for their Lego cat.