I watch the Hills. Now, tonight, I tuned in to The City. But on a whole ‘nother level is the reality show Momma’s Boys. You could say I’ve been there; divorced that. I can’t get enough. Don’t get me wrong here, it’s no Temptation Island (that was my all-time favorite), but how can you look away when one woman confesses to a mother on the show, "I might have been in Playboy. You look at the pictures. And yeah, you see I’m naked, but you don’t see my heart."

Fantastic.