"I grew up in a two-room apartment. My mother made us mashed potato sandwiches for lunch. And I rose above all that. People thought he was charming. When he stole my $15,000, it brought it all back. And he would have been on my back if I hadn’t taken care of him." –Closing moments of Law & Order (an episode titled "Purple Heart:" The investigations of seemingly unrelated murders of a cab driver and a hit man lead Briscoe and Logan to the cabbie’s wife.)

All I could say after watching the episode: Mashed potato sandwiches? Oh, quit your whining.