in cars and bars


Things said to me tonight:

Write about masturbating tonight, and email me the story tomorrow.
Hi Tiffany.
Oh my god, are you Stephanie Klein? The Stephanie Klein?
Is your hair really strawberry blonde?
Give me your number.
Call me back.
Where in the bar are you?
Are you going to write about this on your blog?
I love you.
Save November 5 for dinner, and the 15, 16, and 17 for seex and being sore.
Only 4 people in the cab, I’m working.
Oh my god, will my picture be on your blog?
I’m not playing the news for you; you’re here for transportation not entertainment.
I’ll see you Saturday.
Sure I have a 911 girl. All men have a 911 girl who will show up at 4 am no matter what.
Yeah, you’re the majority. Only 5% of women are okay with being 911 girls.
You’re killing me.
Smell my breath.
You just have to be there at midnight. Something magical happens at midnight.
There’s nothing seexier than a woman who shows up knowing no one and still has a good time.




  1. Hmmm, did the Yankee loss to the Red Sox totally drain all the intelligence, creativity, and wit from the Manhattan guy population? For your sake, I hope the Jets beat the Patriots Sunday or you're gonna be in for another boring week.

  2. Can you give us a little more background info regarding the locations of each of these things that someone said to you?

    Obviously, we understand the cab ones, but I think we would either laugh more or be more shocked knowing the context of each situation.

    I just hope that wasn't some guy's pickup line about saving the dates for dinner and sex.

  3. What, you mean you didn't get hit with the:
    "Baby, somebody better call God, 'cuz there's an Angel missing"
    "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
    Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
    "Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off."
    "Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be FINE PRINT."

    (insert favorite disco music in background).

  4. Yesterday, I was missing single-hood. Today, I'm latching onto my partner for better or worse.

  5. Not bad for a Thursday. Folks are probably saving their prime stuff for Saturday.
    Sounds like the only one with his sh*t together was the cab driver.

  6. After reading some of these pick up lines the first thought that came to my head was: Oy!

    Corrine: I'm with you!

  7. Hellooooo, hot guy with a camera in your pics (I think it was 2872). Hopefully he's the one who said "I'll see you Saturday."

  8. Hey, were you at the Patricia Fields H&M party last night? That guy in drag was there but the background isn't the same party. Maybe he was making rounds or I missed a section of the party.

  9. Okay you know I found your blog through the globe of blogs index, clicked on the link and saw this photo here.. just about died. Thankfully I glanced to the side lol. Anyway, hello and glad you're not scary!

  10. That Drag Queen reminds me of the promise John L's character makes in To Wong Foo: "I promise to find a shade of foundation a little closer to my natural skin tone"…. please, darling.

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