Things said to me tonight:
Write about masturbating tonight, and email me the story tomorrow.
Oh my god, are you Stephanie Klein? The Stephanie Klein?
Is your hair really strawberry blonde?
Give me your number.
Call me back.
Where in the bar are you?
Are you going to write about this on your blog?
I love you.
Save November 5 for dinner, and the 15, 16, and 17 for seex and being sore.
Only 4 people in the cab, I’m working.
Oh my god, will my picture be on your blog?
I’m not playing the news for you; you’re here for transportation not entertainment.
I’ll see you Saturday.
Sure I have a 911 girl. All men have a 911 girl who will show up at 4 am no matter what.
Yeah, you’re the majority. Only 5% of women are okay with being 911 girls.
You’re killing me.
Smell my breath.
You just have to be there at midnight. Something magical happens at midnight.
There’s nothing seexier than a woman who shows up knowing no one and still has a good time.