June 18, 2004

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zoom

I’m not religious. I don’t keep Sabbath or go to synagogue. I might go for Yom Kippur and Roshashana, but that’s about it. And that’s mostly for the bingeing on blintz and candied meat stew. I like Christmas trees, and…
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June 18, 2004

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manhattan beach

Thankfully Victoria’s Secret is padding. I was wearing ALL WHITE as the sky split open and cried to Dido songs at last night’s Bryant Park concert. Fans swayed, twirling umbrellas, huddling like team players, not strangers. Despite the rain, a…
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June 18, 2004

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atheists

I don’t like talking to atheists before I go to bed. Atheists are dangerous because they take a stand not to believe. Agnostics coast. They abstain and tip 13%. Believers and non-belivers take a stance. They fold their arms, dig…
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June 17, 2004

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milquetoast

“I’m going to the Dido / John Mayer concert in Bryant Park.” I say as I balance my dirty gin martini. “Oh. Yawn. John Mayer is milquetoast.” “Milquetoast?” I am certain when I say this I’ve lifted an eyebrow. “Yeah,…
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June 16, 2004

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get listed

Barney’s department store says Give Good Gift. I’ve been told I give good… list. Ahem, what were you thinking? I’ve added the new category to this site, so you can access all my lists with the touch of a drop-down…
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June 14, 2004

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sports and tits

Last night I licked my fingers a lot. Paul Katcher rescued me. He grabbed me over IM and forced me out of my apartment. Paul and I met at a blogger nerd herd fest in January. He once told me…
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June 14, 2004

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copy paste

You know those knuckleheads on the subway, those jackasses with their white iPod buds and furled tongues, who start in with the seat dancing and head bopping, when you can hardly keep your eyes open? I can’t stand them. I…
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June 13, 2004

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sob story

For the first time in my life, I don’t think I have the words to drape over these horrible feelings of pain. I feel betrayed, completely rejected, ugly, lonesome, foolish, and week. I have no strength left for feeling second.…
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