We became "just friends" in that way where "friends" seemed to fit like a condom. As my we’re-just-friends-now ex, Turner veiled his jealousy behind a scrim of concern when he said things like,"So what’s the deal with this Ashton guy…
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seeping with the enemy
April 15, 2008
Usually dibs implies a gentleman’s agreement. Two ascot clad men shaking hands, one vowing to stand aside as the other puts forth his most gallant efforts to woo a dame. Or it’s to secure a spot in the front seat…
the man is the gas, and the woman is the brakes
March 11, 2008
Value added. It’s an economic term referencing "the amount by which the value of an article is increased at each stage of its production, exclusive of initial costs." When working in advertising, our goal on behalf of our clients was…
too much
February 21, 2008
Turner told me I was adorable and had great boobs. This made me like him more. Too much more.
We went to brunch at Balthazar on a summer afternoon, and with mild food coma, we slugged our way out its…
turner and hooch
October 30, 2007
Turner and I liked to drink. With a name like Turner I half expected it to be the case before we even met. When we were just phone conversations and static photographs passed between emails and match.com profiles, he struck…










April 23, 2008
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