Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

I LOVE THE TASTE OF: wet salted butter on white toast, fries with salt and garlic mayonnaise, nutmeg in bolognese sauce, cream cheese frosting, Magnolia Bakery’s banana pudding, crusty bread soaked in white wine steamed mussel liquid, crunchy peanut butter…

Things said to me tonight:
Write about masturbating tonight, and email me the story tomorrow.
Hi Tiffany.
Oh my god, are you Stephanie Klein? The Stephanie Klein?
Is your hair really strawberry blonde?
Give me your number.
Call me back.…

Lattice pies, toasted pumpkin seeds dusted with salt, mittens and gloves. Hay rides, Indian corn, cinnamon, and socks. Hand-outlined turkey shapes, Pilgrim hats, and jack-o-lanterns made of construction paper and Elmer’s Glue. Seeing breath.
Doggie sweaters, tumbling gourd centerpieces, and…

I will miss the Aimee Mann concert tonight because I’ll be packing.  I ought to have packed for the Hamptons last night, but I was too busy unpacking my intestines on the bowl all night.  Naturally, you’re thinking "TMI, Stephanie!"…

So it never comes across on my site: my addiction to food. Okay, never might be pushing it. My friends know. They raise eyebrows when they see my chockablock kitchen jammed with equipment, and near trip over the stack of…

Finish Dad’s father’s day gift. Put Linus in a bag and board LIRR to Daddy’s house. Lay out with Lea at Dad’s pool. Play tennis or do something involving sneakers. Linus = ball hopper. Work on my 4th of July…

Things I learned from my father:
1. To pretend I have a small hole in the seat of my pants, to lure an innocent in closer, to then “brootz” in their face. 2. To call a fart a “brootz.” 3.…

Barney’s department store says Give Good Gift. I’ve been told I give good… list. Ahem, what were you thinking? I’ve added the new category to this site, so you can access all my lists with the touch of a drop-down…