Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

I want thanksgiving leftovers.
I want a new outfit to wear to a party, where all I eat is fantastic hors d’vours.
I want a picnic in the park with tea sandwiches and white unfiltered wine.
I want to be…

Making lists.
When I write something brilliant, I actually kiss the screen (okay, sometimes I lick it).  There is nothing I derive more pleasure from than writing.  Okay, fornication and food so don’t count.
My job.  (Okay, my fulltime job…

Museum and zoo dates are daunting; there’s too much to judge.  At the museum, if he’s too slow, or wants headphones, or even worse, wants to visit the ancient musical instrument room, I’m going to be annoyed before the date…

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1. I wet the bed until I was in 6th grade.
2. I ate dinner with Jack Nicholson. There were 5 of us. I…

Super bowl Sunday–who really cares anyway? We all know it’s just about the food. For me, it’s about Lifetime Television for Women. I’ll tivo the bowl and fast forward to the commercials. Pass the artichoke dip and tissues. Super bowl…

If the best of all possible worlds were reality, I wouldn’t have to shave.  My nails would be long and manicured.  Polish wouldn’t chip. 
If the best of all possible worlds were reality, I would be a mother of healthy…

In a relationship I try to follow these rules:
• I will try my hardest not to overreact, as I tend to do in life.  • I will only deal with one issue at a time, without introducing topics or…

• I love the way he tells a story • Not commitment-phobic• Nurturing, sensitive and gentle• Well educated / intellectually stimulating• Funny/witty smart humor (not at the expense of others’ feelings)• Hearty seexual appetite, but not so much so that…