Family traditions are simply routines with the bonus of distilled spirits and a weird uncle. More infrequent, one hopes, than brushing your teeth, family traditions are rarely tied to necessity. By design, however simple, they're decadent—red velvet, cream tights, and…
Continue reading...1. June 2010
In general, "dumping" is a word I try to avoid. Those of you who take issue with "moist" know what I mean. There's just something completely unpalatable about the word. I won't even refer to Lucas's truck by its proper…
Continue reading...30. April 2010
Or breasts for that matter? At what point in a man's life does he grow beyond referring to a woman's breasts as "a chest?" As in... "So, he was dating this fat chick... What? She was. And there's a point…
Continue reading...10. March 2010
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I went to the artsy movie theatre dressed in black, my hair bump-it high, wearing soft leather flats. I don't do berets, but if I were the type to smoke, I'd have a pack of something spiced with…
Continue reading...19. January 2010
Ican't delete him from my cell phone. I haven't tried to dial the number because it would be sad to hear a disconnected recording. I already know the number won't work, or maybe someone else will answer, a young mother,…
Continue reading...20. November 2009
When my father first became single after his split with my mom, he had his best friend from childhood, "The Doc," over our house. My father remains close with many of his friends from childhood, each of them with their…
Continue reading...19. July 2009
When I heard of the passing of Frank McCourt I asked Stephanie if she would write a blog post about him. She responded that I should write something as she hadn't read his books or personally known him. It…
Continue reading...13. July 2009
Look At That S Car Go! We were in fifth grade, standing on the edge of my front lawn, our bicycles tossed to the ground. "Whaddaya wanna do now?" Leigh asked. "Let's be grease monkeys," I said. I wanted…
Continue reading...5. July 2009
"Ma, you can't feed the chicken chicken!" "What, I should make separate meals?" They're coming. The real housewives of The Lone Star State. They're really coming. Growing up, I'd always heard my mother refer to the women at our…
Continue reading...25. June 2009
An Amazing Loss I was in my kitchen when I heard the news. I'd turned off the TV earlier, and the only music we heard was from the bite-sized voices in the living room: my children. Phil was out,…
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14. June 2010
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