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an apology

May 22, 2012

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an apology

One of my friends in Boca had a Facebook status update that went a little somethin’ like this:
“Lea comes home and tells me another kid put a booger and saliva on her arm today but don’t worry she wiped…

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lowering your (mother’s day) expectations

May 14, 2012

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lowering your (mother’s day) expectations

All I really wanted for Mommy Day was a necklace made of plastic beads and macaroni, something I could wear with an evening gown to feel a little Overboard, a la Goldie Hawn. This want felt like it had grown…

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after consulting with a reproductive endocrinologist…

May 9, 2012

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after consulting with a reproductive endocrinologist…

I’ve been talking to the universe (again). Alone in my car I’ll say, “So, universe, listen up.” Then I’ll continue, aloud, for a decent stretch, the way one would shoot the shit with a sister. Though I try to get…

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head between your knees health

May 2, 2012

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I was in a parking lot this morning, head between my legs. I don’t actually think this is supposed to help with fainting, but I think I saw it on the Brady Bunch, or watched my mother do it at…

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the placebo effect of dating

April 11, 2012

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the placebo effect of dating

I just dug up this post from my archives (I still can’t believe I’ve been blogging for over eight years now) because for the past few days I keep circling back to this message; I’ve been hearing it everywhere. Perhaps…

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things I love about the suitor

April 4, 2012

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things I love about the suitor

Phil doesn’t know how to “not judge.” He has an opinion on everything, and he’s going to share that opinion, whether or not you want to hear it. And he’ll be right, every time—because he says so. He now at…

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hives without the bees + the race card on TV

April 2, 2012

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hives without the bees + the race card on TV

Unrelated. It’s the first word that strikes me for this post. I have two totally unrelated items to share. The first of which involves hives on Kind Sir’s sweet face (neck, one area on his back, hands and forearms). We…

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take nothing personally, except for this

February 22, 2012

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take nothing personally, except for this

A few months ago, I wrote about tequila friends. The words that hadn’t made it past my edits went like this:
If we don’t make time for it today, then it’s really not all that important to us. And “it”…

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