QUESTION FROM A GREEK TRAGEDY READER: I am an absolute mess in the intimacy and confidence departments. I am now a 27-year-old virgin who has never been on a real date. I don’t have any major weight, looks or body…
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putting the balls in football season
September 13, 2010
CAPTION: End of Summer – A Mindmap
All good things begin with a breakup. Now, we’re supposedly breaking up with summer and moving onto our next rebound with a fall. Someone needs to tell this to my pits. They’re in…
a stress-free birthday
September 10, 2010
Rosh Hashanah’s Past
I love you so much and am really so so lucky to have you as my father. Someone who just “gets it,” who doesn’t take things personally! For the love of God, I can’t tell you how…
emergency preschool
September 8, 2010
“Summer’s end” ended with a snow day. Mind you, there’s not a flake in sight. But this town shuts down when it rains, and oh, how there’s rain. Nothing beats thunder, when afternoon feels like midnight, fingerprints on windows, nooners…
how to get the most out of conferences: go tinkle
September 3, 2010
Aside from being breeding grounds for pubic lice and fecal-borne bacteria, bathrooms have become the new Yellow Pages. Beyond the “For a half-decent poke, call Brenda” listings, it’s where you can pick up the best bits of information. From hair…
how to deal with his trash stash
August 31, 2010
Is porn cheating? (In a way, yeah)
Is it disrespectful to your partner? (Kinda think so)
Is it perfectly normal, a healthy way of having needs met? (Yup, that’s true, too)
Guess what? It’s not really what matters. Here’s what…
girling it up: vibrator style
August 27, 2010
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I went in for my annual skin screening, where you get all nekked in Tahiti and let the doctor hold a light up to your “marks of beauty,” and I left with a clean bill of health, and a vibrator.…
j.crew’s feast of tabernacles
August 27, 2010
I admit a lot of things, things people sometimes won’t even admit to themselves, never mind the world (wide web). I watch The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and worse still, Bachelor Pad (and it’s boring!). That’s right. I admit it. I…










September 14, 2010
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