Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

When the line is too long, I find somewhere else to go.  The soggy beach bathroom, with its soupy floors of wet cold sand and footprints had a line that extended beyond the bathroom doors, a whip of women waiting,…

I keep a small notebook in my handbag for when I’m drunk. I rarely write in it while I’m sober. I just checked it now for the first time in a while to see what I’ve been up to. It’s…

The most interesting thing about live music is the reaction of those that have come to witness it. It’s some obscure artist to you, but clearly the trailer park dude with the short pants and chops knows the words. He…

Once upon a time, when I was a chunk, I made an inspiration list of things I wanted more than food.  My list version of  "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" began with wanting to see my collar bones. …

I’ve attended three different fat camps for five consecutive summers.  For four summers, I was a camper.  Then I stepped it up hard core and became a counselor to overweight eight year olds whose vaginas were concealed by their corpulent…

On rainy days I watch overcast movies like The Goonies. It’s the ultimate rainy day movie; the way grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup are the rainy day meal. That’s just the way it is. I love how dark it…

Turks & Caicos Club Med is for singles—very single, singles.  But, when I was in a commited relationship, I decided to plan a trip there for my MID to congratulate him for working so hard on studying for his Series…

I drank endurance through a straw as I joined the earlier risers on the streets of New York.  Save for doctors, no one should be outdoors at 6:30am.  I was in last night’s jeans, with my gold Coup Detat heels,…