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LOST: a spider ejaculated on Allison Janney’s hair

May 11, 2010

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Lost notes, live, as I see it.
That chick, I know her. She’s Richard Alpert’s woman, peg perego. Crap, no, that was Isabella. This lady before our eyes is Claudia; we haven’t met her before. And wait, Allison Janney? For…

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were you born ready?

May 3, 2010

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were you born ready?

Cheesy confession: I opted IN to receive inspirational daily quotations. It was from a low dysfunctional dieting moment, no doubt, where I was ready to do whatever it took… even if it took me to the intersection of Velveeta and…

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family tree project

April 27, 2010

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family tree project

In third grade, we were charged with decorating the hallway outside our classroom with a mural of the solar system. Girls all but yanked each others’ braided pigtails for a chance to place Saturn. For whatever reason Saturn just seemed…

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fashion challenge(d): help me dress

April 20, 2010

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fashion challenge(d): help me dress

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sex and the city, part deux

April 14, 2010

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sex and the city, part deux

I think this calls for a trip to New York to see it the way it’s meant to be seen: with my New York pretty pack, the chicklets. We certainly didn’t dress up as a Carrie or a Miranda (though…

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the beauty quotient formula

April 10, 2010

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the beauty quotient formula

Confidence puts a lace pearl thong to shame in the sexy department. Charisma bitch slaps cleavage every day, and twice on Sundays. Personality trumps perfection. We get it. Wall know the answers, but the key is learning how to live…

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celebrating all things doody and nudie

April 7, 2010

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celebrating all things doody and nudie

Post Naked Dance tonight, Sir Luke and our Little Miss were getting ready for bed. Yes, it sounds a bit pervy, doing a naked dance with your children when it’s still light outside. Or maybe worse if it’s dark out?…

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paralyzing choices: when you don’t know where to begin

April 6, 2010

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paralyzing choices: when you don’t know where to begin

I feel stuck. Totally paralyzed. Depressed. I’m literally sitting on the "snack spot" in my kitchen, a careworn loveseat, unsure of what to do, where to go, what’s next. I don’t know where to start. It feels like there’s a…

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