Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

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It’s Friday.  I’ve spent the day burning.  I don’t mean frying, absorbing wrinkles, and begging for cancer; I mean cds.  My home laptop caught more than a cold; she caught a virus.  She…

I’m at Paradou with 3 other straight women talking crooked. We’re swapping our lesbian stories as readily as our saliva… okay; I’ll disappoint you right now. There was no kissing, only talk of kissing. Teasing, touching, and to round off…

I’m a Libra. So now it’s out there. I don’t read horoscopes, won’t be more inclined to date a Leo or sprint from an Aries. But, I do believe in the general classifications and personality traits of the different sun…

I’m not religious. I don’t keep Sabbath or go to synagogue. I might go for Yom Kippur and Roshashana, but that’s about it. And that’s mostly for the bingeing on blintz and candied meat stew. I like Christmas trees, and…

Thankfully Victoria’s Secret is padding.
I was wearing ALL WHITE as the sky split open and cried to Dido songs at last night’s Bryant Park concert. Fans swayed, twirling umbrellas, huddling like team players, not strangers. Despite the rain, a…

“I’m going to the Dido / John Mayer concert in Bryant Park.” I say as I balance my dirty gin martini. “Oh. Yawn. John Mayer is milquetoast.” “Milquetoast?” I am certain when I say this I’ve lifted an eyebrow. “Yeah,…

I just had a physical fight in a Korean nail salon. It’s a hot humid Wednesday, and it just so happens on Wednesdays they’ve got manicure pedicure specials near my office on Madison Avenue. They even throw in a 15-minute…

Some artists can create from their imagination.  They imagine what a lemon looks like and paint it.  I paint a lemon from a still life.  My imagination is narrow. 
Ask me what I would do if I won the lottery. …