Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

I’m really sad today. I haven’t left my bedroom. I know I have deadlines approaching, but I’m sick of looking at it. I feel like I’m all stomach, like I can’t breathe, all anxiety, like when you wake up and…

Deciding who I like most: Mary Tyler Moore, Ally McBeal, Molly Dodd, or Murphy Brown? Who wins in the end? To be fair to the genre, I also must add Marlo Thomas in That Girl.…

Peach, orange, and pomegranate flavors make up this layered shooter. The trick is pouring (floating) each one in order, slowly over a spoon.

1/3 oz grenadine
1/3 oz peach schnapps
1/3 oz blue curaçao

Drinking game of the night: drink…

There are certain things, objects, people even, in our world that we could easily point to and claim, "That’s the work of the devil." You know, if we were even the type to classify things as good and bad, delineating…

I’m not going to lie to you; I still think about it. All the time, actually. I can only get around it when I’m in another state. At home, no matter the season, I’m always on high alert, certain a…

"Hey, ever read Junk English?"
"What’s that?"
"It’s this book I was reading today about language–"
"Where, in the bathroom?"
"When else would I ever read a book?"
"Good talk."
"Hey, no one ever said evolution meant progress."
"Would you…

Phil just did my laundry. "Did" is the wrong word. "Ruined" is far more accurate. I know that beggars cannot be choosers, that if I wanted it done right, I’d have at least loaded the washing machine myself. I just…

People who throw weddings on holiday weekends are assholes. That’s all.…