The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik, sent Chicago girl Elyse Myers packing tonight. It happens. I have (almost) nothing to say about it other than these two things: 1) “What did I do wrong” is “the wrong.” Going there, blaming ourselves for…
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cupcakes + dinosaur train
August 18, 2011
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Jim Henson’s Dinosaur Train Movie – One Hour Special
Dinosaur Big City premieres August 22 on PBS KIDS (check local listings)
My sweet Texan Lucas and Abigail are new to the Florida Market of Friendship and haven’t quite bonded with…
anxious ashley: after the final yawn
August 1, 2011
My email, sent moments ago, to my mother-in-law: I think she’ll pick JP. Ben, the winemaker, seems super nice, but I think she has always been crazy about JP. Though, in the long run, I think she’d be happier with…
connecting the dot dot do(n)t’s
July 19, 2011
Florida, Abigail, life update tomorrow.
It’s in the universe. And it’s on The Bachelorette. Perhaps you couldn’t give two rosy shits about The Bachelorette, or about my unapologetic need to eat any and all dating candy, but on a more…
you wanna pizza me?
January 7, 2011
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HUNGRY GIRL, the actual TV show, not just the spectacular person, debuts this Saturday 4pm EST/1 pm PT on The Cooking Channel. Set your DVRs and enjoy the premiere episode, “You Wanna Pizza Me?”
Oh, wait. You have no idea…
thank you for flying oceanic airlines
January 5, 2011
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Proof that time travel does exist: our lovable Hurley has given us a gift.
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Now I’m rewatching all the episodes of LOST in hopes of catching something equally as prophetic. Call it research.…
the next big hit
November 2, 2010
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I’
m going blind. Not officially or anything. But it might be time to test the peepers when nearly every bald man across the room looks like Tom Colicchio. It wouldn’t be that much of a stretch today, here at…
don’t feed them after midnight
August 3, 2010
I don’t know if this was a Gremlin law, but I’m pretty sure the deal was that you shouldn’t get a Gremlin wet or they start multiplying, fat balls of fur flying across the room like ping-pong balls projected from…









January 30, 2012
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