Stephanie Klein's Greek Tragedy

girling it up: vibrator style

I went in for my annual skin screening, where you get all nekked in Tahiti and let the doctor hold a light up to your "marks of beauty," and I left with a clean bill of health, and

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j.crew’s feast of tabernacles

I admit a lot of things, things people sometimes won't even admit to themselves, never mind the world (wide web). I watch The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and worse still, Bachelor Pad (and it's boring!). That's right. I admit it. I…

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the goodbye girl

The Goodbye Girl (1977) was in my Netflix queue, with a prediction of 4 stars. Logline: After being dumped by her live-in boyfriend, an unemployed dancer and her 10-year-old daughter are reluctantly forced to live with a struggling off-Broadway actor. …

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out and workabout in austin

I'm working from Whole Foods Flagship store today. I'm already here. When I lived in Manhattan and had business cards and a 401k, I strolled into work at 10:30 AM. Now, I'm pulling into the Whole Foods parking lot…

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you got to co-or-din-ate!

This PR material (above) landed in my inbox this morning, and I couldn't help but think of John Witherspoon's bit in the movie Boomerang. Is it just me, or would this outfit make his mushroom swell? David Alan Grier…

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greek tragedy: emerging from setbacks

They passed. The networks passed. It’s not an easy thing to admit or even to look at, written out like that, so buck-naked. I pitched a half-hour comedy series, focused on the lives of three former sorority sisters, and…

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don’t feed them after midnight

I don't know if this was a Gremlin law, but I'm pretty sure the deal was that you shouldn't get a Gremlin wet or they start multiplying, fat balls of fur flying across the room like ping-pong balls projected…

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private benjamin moments

At Island Burgers & Shakes: "Yes, I'd like a side of cottage cheese with some celery please. Oh, and then kill me." It was a rock bottom moment. A lot of people speak about bottoming out, getting to that…

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buick, babes, + belief (that anything’s possible)

It's kind of absurd how happy I am here in Los Angeles. Phil and I are staying with dear friends in West Hollywood. Over dinner last night, said friends told me how when I was touring for…

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can chemistry grow outside of a petri dish?

Okay, chemistry, biology, call it what you want. This redhead's drawing a line in the sand. To the point where I never want to say "quite Frankly" again, lest I have to say Frank. I realize posting about a TV…

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