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bangles & bursts for babes with babies: mother’s day love gifts

May 1, 2009

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bangles & bursts for babes with babies: mother’s day love gifts

So I’ve had some history with mother’s day gifts. Here’s what I’ve decided, I’m all about the charms. Things that dangle, aside from shrunken breasts used to nurse rabid spawn. I love the idea of a charm bracelet or necklace,…

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couples baby shower: toasting and hosting

April 15, 2009

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couples baby shower: toasting and hosting

One of my best friends had a baby not that long ago. She’s in New York, and there’s a "sip & see" for her this Saturday. The closest I’ll get… is there in spirit.
Another of my closest friends is…

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celebrating pain, and all that comes with it

April 8, 2009

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celebrating pain, and all that comes with it

 
Kind of weird if you really stop to think about, the notion of birthdays. Celebrating the day your mother asked for more drugs. The day she was terrified of having your father in the delivery room, for fear of…

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naming your daughter after a chandelier

January 6, 2009

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naming your daughter after a chandelier

Smelly just had a baby girl and named her after a chandelier. I don’t know if she realizes it or not. I tell all expecting parents to paw their way through the Pottery Barn catalog for a good baby name.…

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food and mood dreams

November 19, 2008

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food and mood dreams

My pregnant friend Yasmin emailed me this morning to tell me I was in her dream:

I just woke up and had yet another bizarre dream (I’ve been having many recently).  I dreamt that you and I were on some…

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anyones and anymores

June 12, 2007

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As I was wiping today, I realized just how much my life has changed.  Discharge, I thought as I glanced at the toilet paper.  I once was obsessed with it.  Examining, touching, rubbing it between two fingers checking the consistency,…

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ass acne

May 3, 2007

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In a recent email I was asked, quite nicely, to blog about ass acne.  "I warned my gfs about this one, and they didn’t believe me."  All I can say is SAY IT AIN’T SO.  Yes, when you stop breastfeeding…

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good times

March 22, 2007

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good times

I don't think I've showered in a few days.  I've been picking my scalp, then smelling my hands, then eating whatever I find under my nails.  I'm pretty nasty when it comes down to it.  I get into these grooves…

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