Stephanie Klein's Greek Tragedy

get organized (before it all turns to excrement)

For now, a photo will be my thousand words. Shown here: Sofas for snuggles, a basket of stuffed you-name-it's, a puzzle table doubling as storage for baby doll toilets and bottles. Apparently they do shit where they eat. What lives…

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december birthday theme for twins

Just a quick screengrab from etsy. holy organized people! Oh, yeah. It's true. I've totally lost it, all sense of perspective and sanity. Poof. Because when you spend even half your day researching "Vintage Circus Theme" and "Under…

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poo dance and other fouls

We use positive reinforcement with our sweet bean, hoping to entice him toward bowel movement on the bowl. We do a poo poo dance, motivate him with stars and a chart, stickers to reward when we put him on the…

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mama’s lament

"Did Mr. Bikini come from your belly like us, Mama?" "Well, no, Abigail." "Then why do you call him your baby?" "A baby doesn't have to come from your belly to be your baby-love." "Kini came…

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the pirate diet

At first there was a mild freak out. Ever so slight, really. The evidence of said freak show appeared in the subject line of my outbound email: I’M A FUCKING STRESS CASE. Normally, I rely on the fcuk party trick,…

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family traditions of summer

Family traditions are simply routines with the bonus of distilled spirits and a weird uncle. More infrequent, one hopes, than brushing your teeth, family traditions are rarely tied to necessity. By design, however simple, they're decadent—red velvet, cream tights, and…

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peeping tom turned peeping mom

A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do. This mom had to peep. Slip into Little Miss's ballet + tap dance class, through the crack in the blinds. I actually like the dream sequence feel the blinds…

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advice: taking candice from a baby

QUESTION FROM A GREEK TRAGEDY READER [Let's call her Apple]: This isn't as serious as your usual questions, but I really want an unbiased opinion, so here goes... At my best friend's daughter's 1st birthday party I announced to her that…

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mother’s day moments: sing it out

A slice of motherhood. In the car, with the taters. Broadway show tunes at the ready. Makes me laugh every time. These are the moments I want to always remember. Especially the bit where Abigail knows, in advance, to…

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were you born ready?

Cheesy confession: I opted IN to receive inspirational daily quotations. It was from a low dysfunctional dieting moment, no doubt, where I was ready to do whatever it took... even if it took me to the intersection of Velveeta and…

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