"I want to ride you like a pony at a freak show."
1. I don’t really like you. I just want you to: read my blog, link to my blog, see my one-woman-show, invite me to that party that no…
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things you should never admit
mean people suck, what will you suck back?
October 25, 2007
Imagine, as you must, that I get a pile of shit everyday from drive-by readers who want to bitch me out because they honestly believe I write this blog to entertain them. Now double it. I of course get your…
i’m too sexy for my bra
October 9, 2007
I pulled out a pair of old jeans today. Old meaning, once upon a time, I wore them. They weren’t fat pants, certainly weren’t my “holy shit, they fit!” pants. Just an in-between pair, that I remember buying intending for…
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