Very unexpectedly this little piggy flew to New York with less than a day’s notice to appear on the Rachael Ray show, while my wee ones flew to the pediatrician’s office for their wee little piggy flu vaccinations. The truth…
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dry humping nashville
October 10, 2009
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"Cherry vodka, sprite, splash of grenadine, now guess." My new friend Brandy (the classy way to spell it) wanted me to guess the name of the drink she and her friends had created. "You’ll never guess," she said. And she…
how can you properly food it up in Nashville?
October 9, 2009
Woo hoo, my honky ass is in Nashville, TN. I’m here for the Southern Festival of Books this Saturday. I will be speaking on a panel titled "It’s Eating You – Authors Tell All About Fat Camp and Loving Your…
the jealousy test
October 5, 2009
Diva Boutique in West Hollywood on Melrose far exceeded its name (by a few letters): assholes.
Words from the terribly pushy owner/saleswoman "helping" me: "You’re wearing it wrong." "It’s only twenty dollars." "No, let me get your size; I don’t…
new yorkers in austin: where we eat, aside from katz’s deli
September 30, 2009
When we have people in from out of town, we almost want to prove to them, that yes, they too could pick up and leave New York or Los Angeles in favor of Austin. You can find here what you’re…
how NOT to tell your tot you’re leaving for a few days
September 17, 2009
I was driving the radishes to school yesterday, explaining that I’d be going on an airplane to California for two days, when Lucas’s lower lip started to tremble. "No, no, it’s okay. Mama will be back in two days. You…
what’s your dream vacation?
September 2, 2009
Phil and I want to plan a vacation, away, just us, for a week. We’ve thought about it, and neither of us wants a vacation where we lie out on the beach. We like being active… not hiking active, mind…
what the hell do I do with a four year old in NYC?
August 14, 2009
Since you’re so great at planning days out in NYC, what do you recommend for a day out in NYC with a 4 year old?
Puppies ARE cuter than any baby in the world.
Face it, all babies look…










October 21, 2009
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