My skin is pallid. To the point where if my children awoke suddenly and noticed me, they might run to their father and swear it was snowing outside. Or in the bathroom… where I’ve been hiding. Frankly, I need a…
Continue reading...20. January 2010
A couple of months ago, Phil and I bought Abigail and Sir Beckett their big kid beds. It’s just one of the many transitions they’ll go through. Soon, it will be time to introduce them to separate rooms. I’m guessing…
Continue reading...8. January 2010
Every year on the first of January, I’m given another chance. Another opportunity to be the version of me that I want to be. Granted, every day is the first day of the rest of your life, but January begins…
Continue reading...26. October 2009
May I just say that if you’re anything but a scant cup of sugar, you cannot get away with wearing a boyfriend jacket. Unless, of course, you’d like to be confused for someone’s boyfriend. Then by all means, cuff…
Continue reading...13. October 2009
A QUESTION FROM A GREEK TRAGEDY READER: Hi Stephanie,…
Continue reading...9. October 2009
Woo hoo, my honky ass is in Nashville, TN. I’m here for the Southern Festival of Books this Saturday. I will be speaking on a panel titled "It’s Eating You – Authors Tell All About Fat Camp and Loving…
Continue reading...8. October 2009
Halloween is fast approaching. You need to arm yourself with more than a bowl of last year’s candy. As a guardian of your daughter’s sacred triangle and tas, it’s your obligation to instill discipline yet remain approachable. Always best to…
Continue reading...5. October 2009
Diva Boutique in West Hollywood on Melrose far exceeded its name (by a few letters): assholes. Words from the terribly pushy owner/saleswoman "helping" me: "You’re wearing it wrong." "It’s only twenty dollars." "No, let me get your size; I don’t…
Continue reading...24. September 2009
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In my recent video, Help Me Dress For Weather That’s Hot As Balls, I lifted up my shirt to reveal my Yummie Tummie tank top. It looks like a regular tank top, but it acts like a girl’s…
Continue reading...27. August 2009
It was date night, so I put in a little effort. Effort meaning a shower. Little meaning shaving the wee bits. I dabbed on lotion and rifled through the closet for a date-worthy outfit. You know, the ensembles featured…
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25. January 2010
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