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homemaker lust

May 17, 2011

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homemaker lust

Love to love these plates for summer seafood entertaining + the night of 7 fishes
Nope. Not a post about the raunchy sex I’m not having. Lust now, and let’s face it always has, come in the form of purchases.…

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weight watchers world wrestler

February 23, 2011

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Week 3 on Weight Watchers new Points Plus plan, and I’m down 12.4 lbs. Yes, their scales are baking recipe accurate—2 cups plus 1 teaspoon? Really?—down to two tenths of a pound. I still have 13 more lbs. to go,…

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hair pills, beef bile + fermented fish head

February 10, 2011

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hair pills, beef bile + fermented fish head

My ass is tired. It’s 2pm. I awoke at 7:30am (went to bed midnight-ish), cooked kids’ breakfasts, cleaned dishes, washed fruits, hulled strawberries. Logged my food in a journal. Am still exhaustivo. Down 7 lbs., week one of Weight Watchers…

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you say tomato, I say hell yes

February 8, 2011

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you say tomato, I say hell yes

The right tomatoes make all the difference. Yes, that’s right. They save lives, lasagnas*, and sunburned skin throughout the world (soaked in buttermilk). Saying I’ve experimented with different canned tomatoes is like saying “But I didn’t inhale.” It’s something I’ve…

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love the ugly woman in your life

January 12, 2011

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love the ugly woman in your life

Ugly isn’t the kindliest of words, but out of the looks grab-bag, it’s what I drew that morning. I’m sick, have been since New Year’s Eve, sinus infection, maybe. Went to the doctor, taking antibiotics, still can’t breathe. Everything on…

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your weight issues are getting old

January 4, 2011

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From a no-bullshit reader named Maggie: The weight stuff is getting old. You wrote a book about your weight issues and it seemed at one point you were happy with yourself. Shit or get off the pot with this and…

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a resolution of choice

January 2, 2011

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a resolution of choice

I didn’t like that I was the fattest one in the room
That I kept pulling on my clothes hoping they’d hide a bulge
I felt self-conscious when I had to get up and walk away, thinking of what my…

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lazy while moving: my favorite toy

December 10, 2010

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lazy while moving: my favorite toy

I have moved. My desk is no longer on the sofa or in the scrapbooking room, no. I have relocated to the New York guest room, where, behind French glass doors, I am, as I type this very post, on…

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