Stephanie Klein's Greek Tragedy

get organized (before it all turns to excrement)

For now, a photo will be my thousand words. Shown here: Sofas for snuggles, a basket of stuffed you-name-it's, a puzzle table doubling as storage for baby doll toilets and bottles. Apparently they do shit where they eat. What lives…

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december birthday theme for twins

Just a quick screengrab from etsy. holy organized people! Oh, yeah. It's true. I've totally lost it, all sense of perspective and sanity. Poof. Because when you spend even half your day researching "Vintage Circus Theme" and "Under…

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wedding touches can lead to gropes

Using the good china to eat a brownie Formal teas, a tutu over her soccer uniform Toothsome brioche sandwiches in the woods Bringing champagne to a campsite I believe in denim and diamonds. Not…

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inside a blueberry buckle

Blueberry Nectarine Buckle Maybe not my best move, including blueberries in an actual blueberry buckle, what, given that my tater tots are in full protest of the great powered blue. So, you know, I ended up eating the whole…

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vacuuming without a cleaner

keeping my abs where they belong: hidden She had less than a day to pack for their six sunbrella days and sexed up nights. Her man was whisking her off to Hawaii. There was no time for spray tan, to…

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private benjamin moments

At Island Burgers & Shakes: "Yes, I'd like a side of cottage cheese with some celery please. Oh, and then kill me." It was a rock bottom moment. A lot of people speak about bottoming out, getting to that…

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fourth of july fest

You could pretty much add "fest" to anything and make it sound like a good time. Pickin' up dog shit fest. See? Except here the fest bit is redundant because it's always a good time on the 4th. Even if…

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father’s day gifting

Before I handed over the Ghurka goods I'd scored, I told Phil he wasn't allowed to complain, to ask how much I'd spent, no, "But when will I use it" or "Do I even need this?" I'd have…

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the skirted bathing suit + other offenses

There are certain milestones in a woman’s life: her first paycheck, credit card, kiss—hopefully not in that order. First bad sex, bad haircut, and balls-to-the-wall bad hangover. They’re not all memorable events, but we know they happened. This latest milestone,…

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what’s your “what if” upgrade?

I began this blog over six years ago. In that time I've posted about wants and dreams and pie in the sky ifs. I've also covered disappointments and the danger of having unrealistic expectations. I've discovered one of…

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