Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

Aside from being breeding grounds for pubic lice and fecal-borne bacteria, bathrooms have become the new Yellow Pages. Beyond the “For a half-decent poke, call Brenda” listings, it’s where you can pick up the best bits of information. From hair…

A few of my new friends have sworn their lives have changed. They’re not singing the praises of South Beach, Fatkins, or SugarBusters. No talk of cookie diets. Or super colon cleanse rituals. We’re talking about ditching wheat (and barley…

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In general, I don’t wish anyone pain, but in the specific, I sometimes want to grab Phil’s balls and squeeze until they pop out. Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant.
In general, I think it’s good to air it,…

When I Was Sweet
Exclusive content (hellacious video of me) over on the Greek Tragedy Facebook page. Why? Because I’m still figuring this new hosting situation out. Also, why not become a fan of Greek Tragedy and see all the…

Part of the New Orleans Collection
Back when Phil was still The Suitor he invited me to join him after one of his business dinners at Lure Restaurant on Mercer. "After" never came. When I arrived fashionably on time (late…

 
They’ll tell you it pains them to say so, but you have a right to know. They’ll pretend to be gentle. They’ll snicker. They’ll elbow a friend. They’ll pretend to be on your side. They’ll mock you. And they’ll…

Sushi TechnologyDeciding if my cooch says coochie coo in this dress, before dinner at Koi. I will get better at these.…