a small camera that lets me control appeture a cute denim skirt that’s comfortable more tradition in my lifeless clutter in my kitchento make it a practice to share "high" "low" with someoneto stop eating fries with mustard in the…
Archive | CAPTURE RSS feed for this section
not quite palm beach
June 13, 2005
Thank goodness for summer Fridays in advertising. Mine afforded me to head east in an SUV filled with bottled water, containers of cantaloupe, and an iPod with a playlist titled, “Camp Hamps.” It’s not really the Hamptons unless you hear…
episode III: revenge of the nerds
May 20, 2005
It started in my inbox. A warning from Chris, threatening stomach punches to any nerds who show up in anything approaching a costume. "Once we have our tickets in hand, you are on your own. We are not going to…
may my way
May 11, 2005
Last night I hit Veritas for some liver damage. Over whites, I whined about my destroyed camera lens. "What did you do it?""I washed it.""Like in the sink?""Yeah, with some soap.""Didn’t you think a wet towel would do the trick?""I…
reg. bev. wil.
May 2, 2005
Thursday: I had the all too pleasant experience of being seated in front of an Indian family who reeked of fried food. The smelly family also had a infant who clearly sided with me, and hated the smell of her…
size matters
April 30, 2005
I start with Regis & Smelly every morning. I follow the duo up with a dose of Ellen. I literally dance with her every morning for one minute, sometimes 1:04. But now I’m on vay-k, so I’ve been sleeping half…
why do you drink alcohol?
April 29, 2005
Last night at Dolce, I ordered the fish special, Sole Milanese over heirloom tomatoes with basil. The check arrives. It was $44. I repeated this fact at least 44 times throughout the rest of the evening. Forget my two dollars……
amy angel
April 12, 2005
Things happen in threes. Larry’s computer died last night. My iPod died today. I left work sulking, rubbing my eyes, too tired to do computer anymore. I would change into black and attend the restaurant opening of Partage. But then…










June 25, 2005
26 Comments