How about the hell that has been my life in all of scouting. See, Sir Luke was jealous that Abigail had all the fun. So, sure, you want to be a Cub Scout? Why the fcuk not. Add it to my list. Wait, now. Wha? You have to build a car out of solid wood? Go fcuk yourself.
Or call your grandfather. Sorry, I can craft with the best of them, and I pull meetings out of my bellybutton, but whittle wood with my bare hands? Fcuk heavens no. Only, unfortunately for me, yes. At one point Lucas and I wrapped sandpaper (we used 5 different types!) around a Lego, and I put an axle (read: nail) in a handheld drill and polished that shit. Yes, I sanded plastic wheels. There was a lot of trucker mouth on this here mama.
But here’s what followed… (VIDEO INSERTED BELOW)