Is porn cheating? (In a way, yeah)
Is it disrespectful to your partner? (Kinda think so)
Is it perfectly normal, a healthy way of having needs met? (Yup, that’s true, too)
Guess what? It’s not really what matters. Here’s what…
Archive | August, 2010
how to deal with his trash stash
girling it up: vibrator style
August 27, 2010
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I went in for my annual skin screening, where you get all nekked in Tahiti and let the doctor hold a light up to your “marks of beauty,” and I left with a clean bill of health, and a vibrator.…
j.crew’s feast of tabernacles
August 27, 2010
I admit a lot of things, things people sometimes won’t even admit to themselves, never mind the world (wide web). I watch The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and worse still, Bachelor Pad (and it’s boring!). That’s right. I admit it. I…
found his trash stash, now what?
August 26, 2010
QUESTION FROM A GREEK TRAGEDY READER: My story is not long and complicated. I’ve been in a relationship for almost two years now. We moved in together about 3 months ago. He’s takes care of me, makes me feel loved.…
in the beginning
August 25, 2010
In the beginning, we not only shave, we exfoliate. We apply lotion and fall asleep naked or in silk. Oral pleasure isn’t just witty banter, and most of all, we’re willing to dance, to try foods we know we don’t…
get organized (before it all turns to excrement)
August 24, 2010
For now, a photo will be my thousand words. Shown here: Sofas for snuggles, a basket of stuffed you-name-it’s, a puzzle table doubling as storage for baby doll toilets and bottles. Apparently they do shit where they eat. What lives…
the goodbye girl
August 23, 2010
The Goodbye Girl (1977) was in my Netflix queue, with a prediction of 4 stars. Logline: After being dumped by her live-in boyfriend, an unemployed dancer and her 10-year-old daughter are reluctantly forced to live with a struggling off-Broadway actor.
I…
out and workabout in austin
August 19, 2010
I’m working from Whole Foods Flagship store today. I’m already here. When I lived in Manhattan and had business cards and a 401k, I strolled into work at 10:30 AM. Now, I’m pulling into the Whole Foods parking lot at…










August 31, 2010
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