Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

Or breasts for that matter?
At what point in a man’s life does he grow beyond referring to a woman’s breasts as "a chest?" As in… "So, he was dating this fat chick… What? She was. And there’s a point…

In third grade, we were charged with decorating the hallway outside our classroom with a mural of the solar system. Girls all but yanked each others’ braided pigtails for a chance to place Saturn. For whatever reason Saturn just seemed…

Cardamom. Who knew. Rhubarb is emboldened by ground cardamom, despite the fact that rhubarb’s favorite dance partner happens to be ginger. For those who didn’t know, rhubarb is celery who got her way with her mama’s rouge.
As for taste,…

If I could do anything today, I’d start with eggs, poached, perhaps, on thick whole grain toast, a side salad, because I love the idea of micro greens for breakfast, with lemon. When I lived in New York, and frequented…

Facebook chat with my Greek Tragedy Friends

greektragedy: how was/is vacay?! I’m still egregiously jealous
newbestfriend: I’m thinking of you bc I just got the rhea and am checked outta my hotel room. Going to airport in a few hrs.…

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QUESTION FROM A GREEK TRAGEDY READER: Ok, so I have a boyfriend, and we’ve been together for about 8 months now. We worked together before we started dating for about 6 months. We started dating August 1st and moved in…

Fourteen Holy Helpers won’t make a lick of difference here. I awoke craving sugar, specifically a mango margarita. It’s because I know, without doubt, that tonight I will drink at least two frozen adult Slurpee drinks to celebrate a friend’s…