Archive | March, 2008

time machine isn’t always about apple

March 30, 2008

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It’s what I do when I’m bored. I find myself googling a past– past friend, boyfriend, neighbor, life–for no reason at all, other than offering up the obligatory, "Because I can." Yeah, well that’s also why a dog licks his…

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and you say he’s just a friend

March 28, 2008

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fine lines

March 27, 2008

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Unless you’re going to have your body checked for squamous and basal cells, the key to going to the dermatologist is to be at your absolute ugliest. Visually, you need to be screaming for help. It’s the only way you’ll…

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stealing time

March 25, 2008

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I’m never the first one asleep. I don’t sleep on planes, or anywhere it would be convenient, and favorable for all, to shed a little bit of my anxiety. I realize people who nap are healthier, that they live longer,…

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compact cars and shafts

March 24, 2008

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"I want it to be as compact as possible when I’m not using it." It’s true of your cell phone, a pocket knife, or a contractible beach bag, even. But Phil feels this way about his man bits. The growers…

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chinese hams on easter sunday

March 24, 2008

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Chinese food always sounds like a good idea come Sunday nights. I’m a Jew, so I’m sure it’s stamped on my DNA. Though, I’ve been told that the Jews religiously devouring Chinese food on God’s day of rest is only…

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you catch strange things these days in the viral market

March 24, 2008

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fredericksburg “best of”

March 22, 2008

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We are in Fredericksburg. Any suggestions?…

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