Have you ever fantasized about any of your wife’s friends? Is the reason you’ve held off having children because you aren’t sure if your wife is the right one for you? Do you often wonder why you’re in your current…
Archive | January, 2008
first scrapbooking project
January 30, 2008
It’s my first scrapbooking project (if you don’t count the ones from high school, assembled on shoe boxes, with magazine clippings, such as "his small size doesn’t excite her.") As you click through the images, you’ll notice navy blue cards…
the international language of love
January 29, 2008
I feed my children sushi. Not raw fish, mind you, but a California roll never hurt anyone. And it certainly won’t hurt mashed into itty bitty bite sized beads of sustenance accompanied by edamame. They eat smoked salmon, chilean sea…
putting your foot (and finger) down
January 28, 2008
"Baby, where’s my external hard drive?""Oh, I spoke with them today. They said they tried to recover your stuff, sent it out to a specialist, and they couldn’t. So they’re–are you picking your nose?""I’ve got a crusty.""If it’s not already…
sabotage
January 25, 2008
Sabotage. It’s the title of the second chapter of Moose, only in the book, it’s written in Spanish. Three years ago I wrote the following on this blog:
I’m getting worried. I’m too used to being alone. I like taking…
cross my heart and hope to die
January 24, 2008
My Book About Me. It’s the title of the book I was handed when I was still begging my parents to take me to "Toys Is Us." Back when I was promising to be a good big sister, to feed…
book tour who’re
January 22, 2008
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So, we are starting to plan the book tour for Moose. It hits stands Tuesday, May 20th, so I’ll likely be touring before Memorial day and into early June. Some of you have already asked your local bookstore to put…
needy, psycho, and shit
January 21, 2008
You know what was awesome? When I had this blog a la single on the side. And I apparently shared too much. TMI for any guy. "No one will want to date you when you have a blog like this."…










January 31, 2008
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