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Archive | June, 2007
cows, pigs, chicken, and things
June 25, 2007
At a certain point "just" just ain’t gonna fly. "I just gave birth to twins" stops being just, just about when exactly? When can it stop being an excuse for your weight or fatigue? "We just moved in" isn’t really…
the beatles lied
June 22, 2007
I was watching her microwave a bagel when she said it. It was one of those moments where your actions make you completely unaware that you’re even having a conversation. My mouth was moving, and we were most certainly talking,…
cougars and kittens
June 19, 2007
"No, it's cool. You can totally call, but don’t freak if someone else picks up" said Justin Silverman, the young boy I was dating who still lived with a roommate. Worse yet, it was a female roommate, which always made…
thank god for small miracles
June 18, 2007
And for email. Said in a deep sing-song voice to the sad (read: hated!) tune from Oklahoma announcing “Pore Jud is Daid,” I’m here to say “My mac is dead.” The hardware went kaput. I backup regularly enough, but I…
heavy weights
June 14, 2007
So it’s no secret that I’m obsessed with Bravo’s Top Chef. I’ve been known to watch the rerun marathons, just because, well, because I can. No matter that I watch each episode at least twice, I’ll still manage to leave…
porridge
June 13, 2007
I knew it as hot cereal they ate in nursery rhymes, or perhaps in Oliver. Though maybe that was gruel. It looked like Cream of Wheat, farina, something from my own childhood. I was passing it down to a new…










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